This originally appeared on VICE Alps Girls may not talk about masturbation as openly as guys, but that doesn't mean we don't enjoy rubbing one out every now and then. In fact, all it means is that we don't feel everyone at the pub needs to know the minutiae of how "fucking cracking last night's hand shandy" was, so we keep it to ourselves, or talk about it in groups that don't contain 25 colleagues and Jake from accounts' weird mate Quentin. Of course, all that reticence means you end up only discussing this kind of stuff with a relatively small circle of wankers. And considering there are many, many ways in which a lady can get herself off — considerably more than men, at least — we felt like we might be missing out on some valuable techniques, or just some information we hadn't come across before. We were curious to find out what exactly it was we were missing, so asked a few ladies to break it down for us.
I love the scent of my new shampoo and shower gel. I lathered down my whole body……paying particular attention to my nipples as I do my breasts. Once they are all slick with soap, I like to pull and twist them a little. Not to the point of unbearable pain..